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Reign across America | Wrought before April 6, 2008 |
Dying planktonic foraminifera | Rained down on April 13, 2008 |
High… on life | Hepped up on April 20, 2008 |
Short and sweet! | Sweetened on April 27, 2008 |
Wrought before April 6, 2008
Tags: feet, Alyssa Milano, Strom Thurmond.
Bloggity, bloggity, blog.
Old Gray Blog, she ain’t what she used to be.
Four out of five Strom Thurmonds agree: James Henry Trotter can dingle my keyboards any day!
Feetsie, sweetsie! Tell Alyssa I love ’em!
And thus commenced his unprecedented and whimsical twenty-one-year “reign” over America.
Rained down on April 13, 2008
Tags: Alyssa Milano, death, sex.
Dying planktonic foraminifera continuously rain down on the sea floor in vast numbers, their mineralized tests preserved as fossils in the accumulating sediment. Only afterward did I stop to make crazy monkey sex with a cardboard cutout of Alyssa Milano.
Gruntled, are we now? Oh, disgruntled!
Spwahh!!
Sweetened on April 27, 2008
Tags: feet, toes, Alyssa Milano, sex, Ravna Olegg-Thorssondóttir.
Entries, entries, short and sweet!
Like Ms. Milano’s toes and feet!
I sang this over the phone to Ravna today, until she called me a goonk-toonked floopity-flarble and hung up on me in a huff. I don’t think she appreciates my short web targ entries, or my desire to eat Alyssa Milano’s feet. Jealous woman. Ooh! Fapping spree time!
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